i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins
People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???
that was the point???
like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???
It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?
You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote
F is for forte, get your shit together
U is for u need practice
N is no, you can’t have a water break, why do you even ask this
do you ever wonder how different your life would be if Patrick didn’t go to that bookstore or one of them didn’t like that band or wear that shirt on that day cause if all those little things hadn’t happened we wouldn’t have Fall Out Boy and thousands of people would be dealing with a lot more problems on their own and just wow thank god those little things happened
when you surprise a bitch in spanish