I'm April, I like Fall Out Boy, Professional Wrestling, The Shield, Puns, Records, Girls and Boys.
"   I wanted to
hurt you
before you could
do the same
to me,
yet I am
always
the one in bed
crying.   "
Michelle K., When Will She Learn? (via michellekpoems)
"   You had this expression on your face, like you weren’t quite sure you were supposed to be on Earth.   "
Iain Thomas (via perfect)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing it’s fins

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

angietru:

F is for forte, get your shit together
U is for u need practice
N is no, you can’t have a water break, why do you even ask this

infinity-a-deux:

do you ever wonder how different your life would be if Patrick didn’t go to that bookstore or one of them didn’t like that band or wear that shirt on that day cause if all those little things hadn’t happened we wouldn’t have Fall Out Boy and thousands of people would be dealing with a lot more problems on their own and just wow thank god those little things happened

beyoncebeyoffce:

IT’S BACK

SOMEONE REUPLOADED IT

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

JESUS CHRIST THANK YOU

kvncause:

when you surprise a bitch in spanish

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epluspdegeneres:

dickwielding:

ellen is my spirit animal.

I’ve been waiting for this gifset